I threw a bin out once
Didn't realise I was basically inseminating it. Next day, left the house and found an aborted bin on my doorstep. Depressing.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:31, archived)

Snake about from my bins

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:33, archived)