fair enough
I'm planning on spending every penny I have, but I'm trying to stretch it out so that the last penny is spent on the day I die. It's challenging.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:16, archived)

Aim to spend it all before retirement,
then spend your old age as a burden to your kids. That's my plan.
They're all pledged to avenge my death, too, so they'll never truly be free of me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:21, archived)

Absolutely
I don't want my kids growing up looking forward to being left something in my will. I've seen families torn apart by that sort of thing, so I'm removing the problem. If they aren't financially stable by the time I pop off, then I haven't done my job properly.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:24, archived)

also, it turns out your kids prefer me anyway

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:27, archived)

Not hard
I'm a right bastard
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:28, archived)

More people should think like this.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:32, archived)