*firm handshake*
*unnecessarily long eye contact*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:40, archived)

*continues to grip hand awkwardly*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:51, archived)

*misreads situation*
*leans in for a kiss*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:59, archived)

just going to leave this here *whistles*
5.9.83.79/talk/7802059
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:09, archived)

I disagree
bread preparation can be very erotic
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:10, archived)

indeed, but there is nothing confusing about that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:11, archived)