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Wow, another fun packed evening on /talk
Morning everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:04, archived)
morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:13, archived)
Deef

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:17, archived)
fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:23, archived)
BUMHOLES

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:14, archived)
Hey, here he is!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:17, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:23, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:16, archived)
MATEsnake, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:17, archived)
you're not wrong there, friend.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:19, archived)
meaty

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:22, archived)
h

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:24, archived)
Two Hats, believing in just one mind

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:20, archived)
If only I could make a song out of your name, SS Express
So I shall merely bid you a 'good morning'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:22, archived)
the thought was there and that's the main thing

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:27, archived)
scouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:23, archived)
mr h

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:27, archived)
I'm in a waiting room.
Guess what I'm waiting for.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:25, archived)
someone to reply?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:27, archived)
nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:33, archived)
love

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:27, archived)
well, that's a given, but it's a no in this specific instance.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:34, archived)
Godot?
A star to fall? Service at a meat counter?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:30, archived)
nearly

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:34, archived)
Bakery?
Is it food related?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:35, archived)
not really no.
I mean, when was the last time you saw a bakery with a waiting room?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:39, archived)
I....
fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:40, archived)
2can

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:31, archived)
who can?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:34, archived)
tartan paint

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:33, archived)
a long stand.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:34, archived)
Sky hooks

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:35, archived)
elbow grease

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:39, archived)
is everybody moving?
moving, moving, moving?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:39, archived)
there's a fat woman. and no.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:39, archived)
I don't want the news
(I cannot use it)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:54, archived)
I like to move it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:49, archived)
to exhale?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:39, archived)
hysterectomy

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:56, archived)
sick note for 'depression'

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:57, archived)
vasectomy

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:32, archived)
oh wow, a two hats morning thread!
I just know it's going to be a great day now
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:38, archived)
*firm handshake*
*unnecessarily long eye contact*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:40, archived)
*continues to grip hand awkwardly*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:51, archived)
*misreads situation*
*leans in for a kiss*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:59, archived)
just going to leave this here *whistles*
5.9.83.79/talk/7802059
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:09, archived)
I disagree
bread preparation can be very erotic
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:10, archived)
indeed, but there is nothing confusing about that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:11, archived)
They're calling the Gosport musical festival 'GosFest'
I've heard 'gos' used to describe the thick phlegm you might spit out onto the floor. I think this adequeately describes something that might happen in Gosport.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:39, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:40, archived)
spanish

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:41, archived)
wotcha

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:40, archived)
I'm sorry, are you new?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:41, archived)
newer than you, old man

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:05, archived)
snow on the roof, etc

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:06, archived)
more like solar panel on the roof

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:39, archived)
I struggle with converting fuel into energy, and you KNOW THAT
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:42, archived)
AND it takes years for you to become worth the initial expenditure

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:56, archived)
well that IS true

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:17, archived)
hey, can you tell if I've got another account?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:11, archived)
spare accounts are for wankers

(Gerald was innocent, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:14, archived)
no I started an account a long time ago and forgot the password,
So when I started posting I had to start another. I just wonder if it's still alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:16, archived)
morning tw'ats
i'm quite hungry, what's for breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:43, archived)
I'm at home, so I'm going to go make something now
Hash browns, eggs and beans sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:54, archived)
*something about toast*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:54, archived)
I normally have a piece of bread and butter with it
but toast might work
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:59, archived)
*confused yet aroused*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:02, archived)
well this reply is in the wrong place

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:08, archived)

jelly.b3ta.com/talk/7802073
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:11, archived)
I've taken to quickly frying a slice of bread in the eggy oil left over in the pan. very tasty.
it's not very healthy but i have a perfect bmi and it also makes the pan easier to clean.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:12, archived)
ugh, don't say that
I feel bad enough for eating this as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:12, archived)
don't say what?
i'm prone to repeating myself so i need you to be quite specific here.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:20, archived)
any of the things you were thinking of posting

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:21, archived)
haha
it was national toast day yesterday and i didn't tell frank
that'll teach him
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:23, archived)
oh boy is his face going to be red when he finds out

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:24, archived)
Man, he'll be FURIOUS

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:25, archived)
morning 2Hats, et al.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:48, archived)
Munchathon

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:54, archived)
I'm getting worried about my package. It left Miami yesterday at 1.31 am and there's been nothing since.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:14, archived)
it's probably dead by now.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:15, archived)
Just looked on google earth. I wish I was in the USPS facility in Miami :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:47, archived)
So you could ride the conveyers, be manhandled by a man in uniform, and chucked in the back of a van?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:11, archived)
Miami is in the United States
there you go. FACTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:15, archived)
alright Rafa Benitez

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:17, archived)
a quick Google tells me that he is a football manager
from Italy
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:28, archived)
I was getting vaccinations for Hepatitis and MMR.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:16, archived)
^dirty and autistic

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:20, archived)
one of my uncle outlaws got hep from bumming some guy in an alley
and he's also heavily autistic and deaf and a compulsive liar. he'd love this place.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:24, archived)
He sounds like a real treat
What's the most outrageous and obvious lie he's told?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:26, archived)
that it actually happened to his uncle not him

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:33, archived)
I had a friend who was always lying
We all knew (which made it a bit tragic I guess) but it was often comical.
The story of how he lost his virginity, for instance, changed every time he told it. At one point it happened in front of an open fire and panoramic window in some massive ski lodge in switzerland over looking the alps. It sounded magical.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:36, archived)
probably the entire eulogy he gave at his mum's funeral.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:38, archived)
I wasn't there, so you might have to elaborate

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:39, archived)
this guy's story telling isn't really up to scratch is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:10, archived)
Wait, he's getting there
Let him flow in his own time
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:13, archived)
I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:13, archived)
I once walked past the Cheeky Girls in a little village in Kent
Rye, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:14, archived)
Rye is nice, i think, is that the one with the smallest town hall by the river?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:20, archived)
Don't know about that
But it is a nice place. They had a guitar shop and a bakery called Simon the Pieman.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:25, archived)
PS they'd love that story in qftw

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:21, archived)
No they wouldn't
They'd accuse me of lying, then start posting pictures of my kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:42, archived)
every detail of her life was fabricated or embellished... he added siblings, claimed his shithole of an alcoholic violent absent father was a loving, caring sort who was always there, made up a speech that his mum gave him on her deathbed
(she was unconscious, he wasn't there, and he never visited her), fuckloads more stuff like that really, plus loads of petty stuff that would only annoy you if you were in his family...

Oh and he claimed he was dying and only had a fortnight left to live. This was a few years ago and he seems fairly alive.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:11, archived)
Yeah, he sounds like a character
As you say, annoying for the people that knew the truth, but maybe it comforted those who didn't? Putting a positive spin on an otherwise sad event.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:13, archived)
i hope the priest and the organist found his oddly articulated words comforting, i really do.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:18, archived)
Nevertheless, sometimes people just want to hear nice things
even if they're not true. You know what families are like. They're all mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:24, archived)
Now don't go getting any ideas, but this is easily the best thing you've ever posted.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:22, archived)
so i should keep saying it every wednesday morning, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:51, archived)
and now you have autisms disease

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:20, archived)
correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:36, archived)

cor e
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:14, archived)

n dge-
ed ing
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:20, archived)
Fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:25, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:32, archived)