this guy's story telling isn't really up to scratch is it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:10, archived)

Wait, he's getting there
Let him flow in his own time
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:13, archived)

I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:13, archived)

I once walked past the Cheeky Girls in a little village in Kent
Rye, I think.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:14, archived)

Rye is nice, i think, is that the one with the smallest town hall by the river?

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:20, archived)

Don't know about that
But it is a nice place. They had a guitar shop and a bakery called Simon the Pieman.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:25, archived)

PS they'd love that story in qftw

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:21, archived)

No they wouldn't
They'd accuse me of lying, then start posting pictures of my kids.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:42, archived)