Just keep those little sachets of silica gel whenever you get one.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:16, archived)

I hadn't thought of that
Thing is, they look delicious, but you're not supposed to eat them :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:21, archived)

Dunno what happens if you do, perhaps your body starts to shrink in on itself as the water disappears and you end up looking like a Shar Pei pup

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:24, archived)

I'd be like an albino prune with a beard

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:25, archived)

they only print that on there because the silica gel is SO delicious that if you had a taste of it, you'd never want to eat anything else

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:24, archived)

Those lying bastards
Well no one's getting in the way of MY gatronomic adventures. As soon as I've drunk all the mercury out of this thermometer, I'm starting on the silica.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:26, archived)