it is with a heavy heart that i copy and paste this:
TOP DEFINITION
custard donut
The aftermath of hard anal sex with a girl (without using lube). When the guy has spilt his custard into her ass and her sphincter is swollen, the custard oozes out creating a custard donut. Optional to get her girlfriend to lick it out.
Man, I give it to her so hard up the ass, then made her friend eat the custard donut.
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:39, archived)

Ah
And they say romance is dead
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:40, archived)

who said that?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:46, archived)

They

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:50, archived)

who did they say it to?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:51, archived)

YOUR MUM

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:54, archived)

it's true at her age she has little truck with romance

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:14, archived)

Let's see what we can do here
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( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:26, archived)

I'll be honest, it's not entirely clear what you can do there
it's true at her age she says little "fuck romance"??
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:33, archived)

Ah, meant to remove 'little' too
Yeah, it wasn't one of my best, it's true.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:33, archived)