tell you what I hate, I hate people who come to work and say "I've got flu today", no you fucking haven't got flu you prick, you've got a cunting cold

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:37, archived)

I have had flu and a rash
someone has rang in today though because they have the shits. That annoys me.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:38, archived)

Would you rather they came to work and shat all over the place?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:03, archived)

no you fucking haven't got flu you prick, you've got a cunting cold

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:28, archived)

posted this in the wrong place
don't think anybody noticed
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:28, archived)

I've only had flu once in my life and it was at Christmas :(

( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:42, archived)

I couldn't fucking stand up for three days last time I had flu, fucking shit disease that is, opened the sluices at both ends too
crawling to the khazi and hoping you're aiming the right end at it, no fucking fun at all
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:45, archived)

oh yeah, update to yesterday's unconscious shit in the operating room story
I did my morning shit today and no way was there two days worth up there, I'm certain I must have shat on the operating table
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:48, archived)

they prolly felched it out of you
nurses and anaesthetists are absolute FILTH
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 16:05, archived)