Whatever we do now or in the future won't avert the ultimate heat death of the universe.
Which is a comfort of a sort.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:03, archived)

we need to evolve spiritually until the point that we can transform ourselves into gravity
and live forever inside black holes.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:08, archived)

Robin Johnson has already achieved this state through cycling everywhere and being morally correct on the internet, I hear.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:10, archived)

not quite.
he's not been cycling to work so much lately. Then again he doesn't live that far away.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:16, archived)