i've burnt my right index and forefinger tips and also my right nostril hair so far this morning, i'm very tempted to go back to bed.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 7:48,
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Picking your nose while smoking, I'll wager.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:04,
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