A fool and his money are easily parted,
except for when the Apple website is unable to keep up with demand.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:46, archived)

It's OK, this fool has plenty of means of making more.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:49, archived)

Spend it while you can, it's not like you can take it with you when you die.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:18, archived)

'zakcly

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:32, archived)

So buy the gold iWatch and drop dead, then.
Think of the efficiency.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:52, archived)