He has a pre - hensile penis, 4 feet in length (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 22:05,
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he was the first manager of bucks fizz and masterminded their ascent to the top(
vladimir, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 22:36,
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He once had a piss next to Jimmy Savile but they didn't dock(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 23:37,
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