would it be easier to record some stuff yourself if you need specific words or phrases?
Plenty of good voice recorder apps around.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 6:40, archived)

I imagine he can't because he has a terrbile speech impediment and sounds like Joseph Merrick, otherwise he wouldn't be bothering to ask us.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:02, archived)

might do.....

the above may or may not be true
(Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:59, archived)