there's a cafe down the road that is called Cook.
From the pub across the road, if you look out the right window a telegraph pole cuts in to the second o so it looks like it says cock.
cock is a rude word.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:36, archived)

he's right, it checks out
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:53, archived)

stop trying to ruin flavor flav's birthday for everyone

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:53, archived)

He forgot mine, so I'm not bothering with his
fuck him
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:56, archived)

i heard he was still working on your present but that when you got it, it would 'blow your balls off'

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:07, archived)