someone sitting near me has a cup with 'mirage' written on it
the weird cursive font used makes it look like 'minge'

oh yea, i'm really busy at the mo, you?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:29, archived)

in a similar vein
i was walking past a cafe that had a sign with breakfast buffet on it, but there was a pole in the way, right? so it said 'breast buffet'! it's been a pretty great weekend
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:32, archived)

haha breasts

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:50, archived)

exactly!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)

I like breasts and would like to hear Broadsword's view on breasts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:47, archived)

pablo americano!
*dances*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:49, archived)

did you forget your brain pills?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)

How would I know?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)

haha, alzheimers

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:05, archived)

who?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:11, archived)

al zheimers
german fella
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:17, archived)

just another brother in the struggle right here

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)

i've had it up to here with white people

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:05, archived)

I just ate a bag of Monster Munch.
Zany, huh?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:26, archived)

bullshit

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:31, archived)

Pickled onion, actually.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:35, archived)

did you feel guilty?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:32, archived)

Shame, rather then guilt.
I'm a grown man, I should be snacking on something more mature, like Discos.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)

Roysters T Bone
gets the ladies moist
( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:47, archived)

hahaha she knows!
etc. etc.
( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:47, archived)

i meant more because it's like eating a part of yourself
disgusting
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:48, archived)

Yes, I know.
Don't tell anyone, but I'm not really an anthropomorphised corn snack.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:56, archived)

more lies, online :(

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:08, archived)

there's a cafe down the road that is called Cook.
From the pub across the road, if you look out the right window a telegraph pole cuts in to the second o so it looks like it says cock.
cock is a rude word.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:36, archived)

he's right, it checks out
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:53, archived)

stop trying to ruin flavor flav's birthday for everyone

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:53, archived)

He forgot mine, so I'm not bothering with his
fuck him
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:56, archived)

i heard he was still working on your present but that when you got it, it would 'blow your balls off'

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:07, archived)

not even in my top ten

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:45, archived)

what IS in your top ten?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:51, archived)

Oh you know - six, five, one - all the popular small numbers, really.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:22, archived)