Do you live near an internet?
You should be able to get a pamphlet or summat
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:46,
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I've just put "I'd like to insert my penis into her vagina and rhythmically slide it in and out until I ejactulate" into Google,
and the first result looks to be someone's prepubescent incest fantasy. Thanks a lot, 2Hats.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 14:26,
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