You still driving that golf?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:48, archived)

On and off
When I'm not taking taxis or getting lifts from the woman.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:49, archived)

golf is a sport, you idiot
although 'driving' is a golf term. so maybe it's just nightmarish grammar
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:49, archived)