So, what's the verdict on /talk's reading club?
Better or worse than yesterday's internal combustion group?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:46, archived)

Nerds

( mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:52, archived)

^Reads aloud, needs to follow the text with his finger.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:54, archived)

hahahaha yeah

( mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:55, archived)

Ixnay on the ingerfay

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:07, archived)

Who even says "nix" anymore?

( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:43, archived)

You just did

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:46, archived)

Oh alright, "Mr Irrefutable Logical Retort".

( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:47, archived)

I type '*nix' but would only ever say 'unix-like'. And probably only if my job demanded it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:01, archived)

I had a bit of a wank over the bit where everyone was talking about fannies

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:55, archived)

Yes, I suppose you did.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:56, archived)

We all love a surgically enhanced fanny.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:09, archived)

Perhaps Lexi Belle and Mandingo could do a credible film about it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:13, archived)

i didn't really understand how any of it related to ducks

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:57, archived)

ducks my penus
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:08, archived)

i'm starting to suspect that you don't even have a penus
and this is all just a ruse
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:16, archived)

ruse discarded pistachio shell
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:18, archived)

green tinge? check
funny smell? check
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:20, archived)

delicious taste? check
fiddly to get into? check
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:23, archived)

can cause anaphylactic shock? check

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:25, archived)

Minor choking hazard? check

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:25, archived)

was being eaten 9000 years ago? check

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:30, archived)

Are you now just listing pistachio facts?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:31, archived)

i no longer remember what the point of this was

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:33, archived)

Me either
Got loads of cherries off the tree this year. Actual edible ones, too.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:33, archived)

sex thing?

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:37, archived)

Depends what you plan on doing with the cherries I suppose

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:40, archived)

i love cherry flavoured stuff, but i'm not that keen on actual cherries
what do you think of that?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:40, archived)

Well I'm blown away by this revelation

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:40, archived)

I think you may have got things the wrong way around

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:42, archived)

i'm almost positive that i haven't

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:48, archived)

I had a little nut tree, but nothing would it bear

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:41, archived)

nut tree but nothing would it bear penus
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:47, archived)

tree sack
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:48, archived)

Yours is cleverer, but I still like mine

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:49, archived)

you like your penus?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:50, archived)

I don't like anyone else's I've seen so far.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:53, archived)

I'll gaz you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:00, archived)

Look at it this way, being a fairly simple 2 stroke, a rebore and a fancy carburettor and air box and I reckon I can get 75 to 80 mph.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:08, archived)

mcbeef's your man for "air bix".

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:10, archived)

^ this would be funny if Windy weren't so quick on the edit.
Oh well, I'm sure all this talk of bike engines will get manolith's motor running!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:11, archived)

yeah, i'm glad we're engaged in a 'who can be the most boring' contest
but forum equality for all. talk about whatever you like.
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:19, archived)

Its these fucking qftw immigrants

( mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:21, archived)

i don't blame them fleeing that hellhole for a better life here on the developed board

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:26, archived)

fair do's but they should really try and fit in not recreate that shithole over here

( mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:27, archived)

Wait until swipe comes over
You'll love her
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:28, archived)

no fat chicks

( mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:31, archived)

QOTWexit

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:31, archived)

Quexit

( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:46, archived)

nesquik

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:50, archived)

is that the 175 or 250?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:10, archived)

The 175, the 250 I haven't had a proper look at because it's in the worst condition. But that ought to do 80 odd easy as stock.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:15, archived)

Bunch of bookworm wankers

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:33, archived)

Fair play though
wanking a bookworm is really fucking difficult
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:34, archived)

Fucking hipsters.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:43, archived)

^

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:49, archived)

Can't believe I missed engine chat :(
Mine's over-fueling and coking up the plugs, and everything. I have *anecdotes*
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:44, archived)

You still driving that golf?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:48, archived)

On and off
When I'm not taking taxis or getting lifts from the woman.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:49, archived)

golf is a sport, you idiot
although 'driving' is a golf term. so maybe it's just nightmarish grammar
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:49, archived)

disgusting

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:49, archived)

necdote id
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:49, archived)

Yeah, but I'll have the last laugh.
I've spunked on one of your dinner plates and I'm not telling you which one.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:51, archived)

jokes on you, he lives in a greek restaurant
opa!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:54, archived)

I just want everyone to know that I haven't been sick today.
And haven't eaten in 3 days.

I might get a kebab and box of wine.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:50, archived)

can you have your depressing breakdown somewhere else please?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:51, archived)

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( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:54, archived)

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( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:02, archived)

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:03, archived)