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^ate bird poo

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:05, archived)
i honestly don't know if i did or not,
i was half way through my sausage roll when i noticed there was poo in the bag, and on my sleeve, so some of it could have landed on the sausage roll and i'd not noticed, it was a Goan Spicy Pork sausage roll so i didn't know what that was supposed to taste like and i also don't know what bird poo tastes like.

It probably depends on the bird and what the bird has been eating i guess. And it may well have been eating sausage rolls, i dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:08, archived)
A seagull once shat all down my arm as I pushed the button on a crossing. It was stood on the post.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:37, archived)
well i recently watched one swallow a whole carrier bag so i guess we're still winning as a species

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:40, archived)
I saw one necking the dregs of a can of special brew.
They're really horrible creatures.

I reckon my scale of birds has seagull at one end and crow at the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:41, archived)
yeah crows are ace,
i reckon out of all the birds if one is going to become sentient and start a civilisation it's gonna be crows.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:52, archived)
I saw a great video on YouTube recently showing them work out displacement and stuff with u shaped pipes with water in them.
They reckon they're comparable with dolphins and chimps in terms of intelligence. They know traffic light sequences and use them to drop and retrieve nuts after cars have cracked their shells.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:56, archived)
chimps are apparently going through their own stone age right now

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:59, archived)
Really? Got a link where I can read up on that?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 21:07, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/earth/story/20150818-chimps-living-in-the-stone-age
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 22:13, archived)
this has reminded me
of Bob Todds used tampons
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:39, archived)
Did they turn up at the bottom of a bag of your sausage rolls?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:43, archived)
black puddings

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:44, archived)
Gads

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:56, archived)