a bit of wood with his son nailed to it, that's what I'd use

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:40, archived)

I think you might be on to something, there.
A bit grim, perhaps, but no one else is using it. Good job there's nothing in the Bible about graven images, too.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:02, archived)