morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 6:59, archived)

Morning

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Mar 2017, 7:09, archived)

alright Windy
recovered from your weekend?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 7:14, archived)

I feel fine today.
Went pretty hard Friday and Saturday but last night was pretty chill. Bit sleepy as it was pretty late last night, but not too bad.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Mar 2017, 7:49, archived)

Hail and well met, fellows.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 7:33, archived)

it's not raining ice here m8

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:09, archived)

I shaved off my beard, last night,
and now my chin is cold. I don't know how you cope.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:56, archived)

take off your icecube necklace

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:06, archived)

But "Are We There Yet?" is my favourite film.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:17, archived)

you idiot

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:13, archived)

I'm inclined to agree.
My tash looks lonely.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:16, archived)

You could always make the most of it and invade Poland

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:17, archived)

Not sure I'd want Poland, tbh.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:37, archived)

Fuck me it's a grim day
Morning peeps
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 7:42, archived)

and frostbitten winter kingdoms?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:09, archived)

GWS

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:12, archived)

Morning
as folks are wont to say round these parts.
( .Yeti., Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:07, archived)

nice to see a well-placed wont on a monday morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:11, archived)

Good morning benders and bendettes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:25, archived)

m'lady

( $$ ✅, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:28, archived)

Bendette
the best a bent can get
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:32, archived)

what about non-binary bends m8?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:41, archived)

Good morning non-binary xenders

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:47, archived)

^ resonance cascade

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:49, archived)

hi

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:57, archived)

fuck 'em

( $$ ✅, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:01, archived)

with what?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
( $$ ✅, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:03, archived)

haha, with a xhelmit or summat

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:03, archived)

Xhelmit: Warrior Prince Albert

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:13, archived)

Happy World Sparrow Day!

( $$ ✅, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:28, archived)

^ dressed like a camp pirate

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:33, archived)

is it world sparrow day already?
seems to come around sooner every year
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:14, archived)

adorning

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:32, archived)

the bloke who play Worf in star trek is Mr Dorn
this means you want to suck a klingon willy
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:33, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxPKNX1oWyw
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:55, archived)

I appreciated the sheer scale of comedy edits TNG provides
also, famke jannsen's tits and that bint what was in Conan the Destroyer
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:08, archived)

Famke Jannsen is in The Blacklist
and I thought "my goodness, she's ageing well". Then I noticed that her face barely moves when she talks.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:15, archived)

morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:44, archived)

alright tangles

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:45, archived)

slowly getting there, one tiny step at a time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:58, archived)

hi everyone. let's get this over with

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:13, archived)

sure will

( $$ ✅, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:13, archived)

*gets pumped up*
*passes out*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:15, archived)

we can make it if we work together as a team

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:18, archived)

hahahahaha
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/uproar-as-born-again-christian-launches-complaint-over-police-using-lgbt-rainbow-flag-1-7871975
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:14, archived)

Don't you find that most people who "turn to god"
do so because they've run out of humans who will talk to them
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:16, archived)

they have run out of options in life

( $$ ✅, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:18, archived)

without wanting to invoke /r/atheism
vocal christians are utter simpletons
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:20, archived)

nice

( $$ ✅, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:17, archived)

That poor tattoo artist, he's got to live with his canvas acting in this way

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:20, archived)

It looks like he's just done it himself in the mirror.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:27, archived)

tattoo artists surely have some of moral code, right?
Like asking "are you aware this will completely fuck up your life?" before inking someone's face.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:40, archived)

"I want a tattoo that captures the spirit of this hat"
Say no more, m8
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:45, archived)

There's a wally that comes into my local on the rare occasion and he's got a full Maori facial tattoo. It's been covered and redone several times, so if he's more than about 3 meters away it looks like he's blacked up.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:28, archived)

He's got a point though.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:27, archived)

That god owns the rainbows?
that's true, I suppose
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:32, archived)

I think he meant point as in his willy lol
lol
( $$ ✅, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:34, archived)

hahaha
oh man, that is rich!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:36, archived)

You'd have thought an omniscient, transcendental being would be aware of other uses of the rainbow,
and pick a less contentious symbol for His followers to unite behind.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:36, archived)

a bit of wood with his son nailed to it, that's what I'd use

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:40, archived)

I think you might be on to something, there.
A bit grim, perhaps, but no one else is using it. Good job there's nothing in the Bible about graven images, too.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:02, archived)

i am getting Over £80 per hour working from home with 2 kids at house. I never thought I would be able to do it but my best friend earns over £9185 a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless.

Heres what I've been doing........ www.MaxWage70.Com
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:33, archived)

whoa hold on a minute
I've just spotted that CarolGlade is getting paid over £98.91 per hour
those MaxWage70 bastards are ripping me off
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:35, archived)

lol gutted

( $$ ✅, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:38, archived)

"Uneducated followers of the media nites"?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:33, archived)

yeah
Come on m8, everyone knows what the media-nites are
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:39, archived)

Don't want to end up reading the times.
Woah oh the media nites
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:02, archived)

Might be a rasta thing:
The Africans were the Medianites as Canaanites and sons of Kush / Ham. The Israelites / Moses were Hebrew Israelites and descending from Shem. They were not African, according to the scripture.

And you will find he did slaughter the tribe of his wife and children. His wife was a medianite.... By slaughtering them I mean they killed all of the males including the male children and the none virgin women. The virgins they kept for themselves. This is wickedness at its heights and against the example of Haile Selassie I

If you read the bible you should know this!

I obviously need to brush up on my Bible.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:12, archived)

Imma read Harry Potter instead
better innit
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:15, archived)

The only Potter book I've read was Deathly Hallows.
It was rubbish.

Fittingly, the only book of the Bible I've read is Revelation. I didn't like that, either.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:19, archived)

Well it's no good just reading the last one, is it
They're alright. The boys enjoyed having them read to them. Amusingly, my oldest hated the films because they're not as good.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:24, archived)

I'd been watching the films with my other half, thought I'd get ahead and find out the ending by reading the last book
(mainly to confirm that the "Harry is a horcrux and has to get himself killed" twist was as I'd suspected).

I didn't have kids at the time, so I really had no business reading the books, but I'd enjoyed taunting a colleague with my "Snape kills Dumbledore, but it's all part of the plan and he turns out to be a hero" prediction, earlier, so wanted to check if I was right. On reflection, guessing the plot twists is a story for children isn't really much of an achievement.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:34, archived)

The B.I.B.L.E (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) is an *Ancient* book written roughly 2500 years ago by lots of different people then translated over and over again, edited, re edited and so on for millennia.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:15, archived)

Ancient Aliens are to blame for everything.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:22, archived)

goodness me

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:16, archived)

He's quite the package, isn't he

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:18, archived)

they should have put the picture further down the article
having it at the top ruins the comic timing
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:16, archived)