i like the idea of sheds
but round here, you might as well put a sign on them saying "please break in and steal stuff"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:42, archived)

just splash some fresh blood around the door every couple of days
certainly keeps my two out of our bedroom
(ozof, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:42, archived)