I went on a uni skiing trip to Andorra
we'd all gone to charity shops beforehand and bought the most outdated garish equipment we could find, and wore it on the slopes by the restaurants while saying "hey Wilhelm, check out my rossignol" in camp German accents.

Students are such pricks
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:41, archived)

That's some classic student prickery.
Sounds like you also anticipated 'Brüno' by a couple of years.
( .Yeti., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:51, archived)

I've got a 90's purple nevica ski suit.
I fucking hate skiing but sometimes wear it about the house as it's like a wearable sleeping bag. Consider it the thinking mans onesie.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:27, archived)