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It's a tough act to follow.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:03, archived)
By which of course I mean 'morning'.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:03, archived)
The old morning thread sub thread game
Morning drimbly
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:16, archived)
h.i.h.b.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:18, archived)
Have I hit bum?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:40, archived)
haven't we all?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:59, archived)
morning drimble
are you gonna do all the personal replies and everything, even for people you don't really like but don't want to drive away because the forum's already lost enough blood as it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:25, archived)
not referring to you obvs

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:26, archived)
That's it, leaving 4eva

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:29, archived)
pretty sure eva's sick of your shit too tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:33, archived)
you do realise that there are a group of people who dont want you to do that or thank you for it, it is very much like the morning report fella

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:18, archived)
yeah
but those people are sullen pricks who contribute nothing, so fuck em
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:20, archived)
That's just what tim would have said

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:24, archived)
who?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:25, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:11, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:23, archived)
Good morning.

(immadme, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:54, archived)
All of that morning stuff to everybody.
Today I'm wearing an après-ski chic combo of a powder-blue shirt and a white merino wool jumper with muddled navy spackles.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:29, archived)
lol, "spack"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:31, archived)
*jumper belming*

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:33, archived)
I went on a uni skiing trip to Andorra
we'd all gone to charity shops beforehand and bought the most outdated garish equipment we could find, and wore it on the slopes by the restaurants while saying "hey Wilhelm, check out my rossignol" in camp German accents.

Students are such pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:41, archived)
That's some classic student prickery.
Sounds like you also anticipated 'Brüno' by a couple of years.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:51, archived)
I've got a 90's purple nevica ski suit.
I fucking hate skiing but sometimes wear it about the house as it's like a wearable sleeping bag. Consider it the thinking mans onesie.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:27, archived)
always leave 'em wanting more

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:52, archived)
happy birthday ma'am
God bless you
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:55, archived)
I bet she's having a good old slice of dundee cake

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:10, archived)
Fridays are kewl
morning, lads 'n lasses
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:59, archived)
Right, I'm dying
start putting labels on anything you want after I...y'know...go.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:18, archived)
Go in the toilet or fight sense?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:20, archived)
What's it you've got?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:20, archived)
Might be the diverticulitis flaring up again
hope it's not. I really hope it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:22, archived)
It would explain all the discomfort over the last couple of days
ugh
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:22, archived)
I might just cry for a bit
and wait for the sympathy to flood in
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:23, archived)
oh mate :(
at least it didn't happen in napoli
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)
Man, that would've been a nightmare

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:26, archived)
did you go to any of the shit areas like scampia?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:30, archived)
is that where scampi was invented?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:32, archived)
I think so

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:34, archived)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:39, archived)
We stayed in a pretty shit area
I found hyperdermic needles on the floor when I was emptying the bin
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:34, archived)
quite a bad heroin problem in naples
the mafia are to blame for that
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:37, archived)
Yeah, it's a bit scary

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:42, archived)
a bit of heroin will take the edge off your fear

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:56, archived)
I can understand that
The drivers in Naples make Rome look like a quiet country village
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:57, archived)
Ok, it was Fuorigrotta

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:55, archived)
not too bad

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:07, archived)
I bet you get gamey when you cry

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)
I become rigid
no more, no less
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)
this is awkward
windy was asking what you've got that's worth having
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)
Do you feel good about that?
Do feel good about pointing that out? Making me feel bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)
a bit, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, archived)
you're a monster

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, archived)
a bit, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:33, archived)
I've got the contents of the kitchen covered
soz guys
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:21, archived)
even the walk in fridge?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)
I don't have a walk-in fridge
it's more of a 'step-in'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, archived)
roll-in

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:31, archived)
rawhiiiiiiiide

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:35, archived)
All I want is an icon to remember you by.
Please, manolith?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:24, archived)
a top hat with a '2' inside it, please

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)
lol
number two
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, archived)
hahaha oh my

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:29, archived)
if any of the weekly top ten posters die, i will endeavour to get an icon made
how's that for a deal?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:26, archived)
Now I'm torn between 'not wanting anyone to die'
and 'I wonder what the icons will look like'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:29, archived)
i'm sure spanishfly's would be tasteful
looks like it's been a slow week this week with you and mcbeef out of action. i almost never top the charts anymore.
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:34, archived)
169

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:46, archived)
hurr

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:53, archived)
Haha, I like my random quote.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:03, archived)
need to let frank out of the sandbox
that will boost this place
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:06, archived)
he's not sandboxed
he just said he was done with the place and asked me to delete his account
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:13, archived)
stick spanishfly in there

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:15, archived)
i do sometimes when i catch him mid-outburst
usually i don't see it though as i'm not here much in the evenings
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:25, archived)
Sounds reasonable.
Who can we sacrifice in 2H's place?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:31, archived)
who's that one with the stupid moustache that no-one likes?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:36, archived)
shaft

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:38, archived)
you're damn right

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:40, archived)
but there is already a cock icon..

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:30, archived)
oh come on now, really

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:32, archived)
not much point me claiming anything, I'll not be long behind you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:55, archived)
We could claim each other's stuff
then these vultures would get fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:56, archived)
I'm off today. I started the day by dozily waking up on my sofa.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:19, archived)
Fortunate fecker.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:24, archived)
Creedence Clearwater's lesser-known b-sidezzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:00, archived)
that tends to happen to me around the 4am mark
then i have to decide whether to stay uncomfortable for another 3 hours or haul my carcass into the bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)
Yeah I woke up at some point, but it was cozy 'cos I'd left the heater on and I was still a bit mashed so went back to sleep.
The sofa in this gaff is not only high backed, it's also a good lying down sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:00, archived)
+n
up
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:48, archived)
Morning TBOH
Wouldn't it be a plot twist if you turned out to be a Dozer sockpuppet?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:58, archived)
Jesus, just come out and say it if you think he's a prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:01, archived)
BLASPHEMY!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:22, archived)