You give him too much credit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:08, archived)

He has gone on record as confirming that he is decidedly clever.
Whether that is cleverer than the coppers who locked him up in the cells overnight for being a prick, or cleverer than everyone on here. If only there was a way to search his posts to evidence this wild claim, but I'm too thick to do it!
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:26, archived)

Was the black prostitute incident all in his imagination, or did he actually behead her? No doubt the arrest was for something different

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:29, archived)

isn't he a faggot these days?
His dads babysat his tranny kid Noah while he went on a gay date with a gay man named Ben (not his real name!!!!!).

That was the last fascinating instalment in the tragic life of popular b3ta paedophile 'spanishfly'.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:33, archived)