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Hey guys!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 20:10, archived)
Hi
I've come too see what is going on here these days. Is it still dead? Not like it were back in my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 20:30, archived)
Hello new person

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 20:47, archived)
I'm about as new as you are
Ta

Don't remember you though
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:04, archived)
There are lots of real wankers here these days but I have them all on ignore now anyway so that doesn't matter.
Dribble and $$ are the same person.

Dozer is probably the best here these days.

Closely followed by Slippery Mick.

Look out for those scamps!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 20:49, archived)
You definitely don't come across as paranoid and upset.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:00, archived)
He thinks you're the best one here, he's definitely a loon

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:02, archived)
He's terrifically clever you know, I think he may be using the literary device 'sarcasm'

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:06, archived)
You give him too much credit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:08, archived)
He has gone on record as confirming that he is decidedly clever.
Whether that is cleverer than the coppers who locked him up in the cells overnight for being a prick, or cleverer than everyone on here. If only there was a way to search his posts to evidence this wild claim, but I'm too thick to do it!
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:26, archived)
Was the black prostitute incident all in his imagination, or did he actually behead her? No doubt the arrest was for something different

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:29, archived)
isn't he a faggot these days?
His dads babysat his tranny kid Noah while he went on a gay date with a gay man named Ben (not his real name!!!!!).

That was the last fascinating instalment in the tragic life of popular b3ta paedophile 'spanishfly'.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:33, archived)
I bet she can't deconstruct the whole comedy medium as cleverly as the very clever Stewart Lee.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:15, archived)
Speaking of beeter users who think they are far cleverer than they actually are...
alright psychochomp, nice to have you back!!!!!
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:28, archived)
stop dozer stop

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:30, archived)
what you haven't considered is
what if I'm right?
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:34, archived)
Ooh psychochomp is a name I remember

(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:38, archived)
fucking hell.
Get some help.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:39, archived)
I don't think I liked them.

(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:45, archived)
Well, you are a human female after all.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:56, archived)
Psycochomp was a proper wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:56, archived)
A fucking deluded tosser, haunted by the reality of his own inadequacy in every sphere of his life.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:58, archived)

But enough about me!!!!!!!!!
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post565285
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 22:01, archived)
oh god the amount of autism in that full thread

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 22:04, archived)
horrifying innit

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 22:08, archived)
If /links didn't exist, Off Topic would be far and away the worst part of this sorry website.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 23:30, archived)
Shiteyes

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:20, archived)
Alright Rubes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 20:55, archived)
Hello
I don't think people I know come here anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:07, archived)
I love it when old posters turn up to be condescending

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:08, archived)
That's nice dear

(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:12, archived)
Hi part 1

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 20:59, archived)
Hopefully my 'comedy' account will be along shortly to provide part 2

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:13, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:17, archived)
Remembered my password finally

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:23, archived)