I don't think that's how that's supposed to work

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:37, archived)

I've never fallen to my death on a building site, and I've passed on my genetic material no fewer than three times.
I think that's exactly how it's supposed to work.
Slightly worrying to think this makes me "the fittest".
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:41, archived)