There were a lot more oysters back then

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 9:35, archived)

Like how oysters and lobsters used to be poor people's food.

( .Yeti., Tue 7 Apr 2020, 9:41, archived)

I used to have oystercatchers in my garden.
They're noisy as fuck, and the useless cunts never caught one oyster.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 7 Apr 2020, 9:43, archived)

In victorian times oysters were used to pad out beef pies

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 9:56, archived)

Yeah, I've seen recipes for those.
I can't even remember the last time I had a proper pie.
( .Yeti., Tue 7 Apr 2020, 9:59, archived)

I had your nans proper pie last night
still got some gravy dribbling down my chin
( broadsword, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 10:05, archived)

I have never tried an oyster.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Apr 2020, 9:43, archived)

+ me
Justin Timberlakezzzz
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 7 Apr 2020, 9:46, archived)

they are gr8, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 10:17, archived)

They're delicious

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 10:29, archived)

I really like them,
even if they have made me puke violently on the last couple of occasions I've eaten them.
( .Yeti., Tue 7 Apr 2020, 10:36, archived)

Cocks, you mean.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 7 Apr 2020, 11:00, archived)

( .Yeti., Tue 7 Apr 2020, 12:08, archived)