what are the bets it's going to come down to "not just chips"?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:38, archived)

I suppose if you're a publican you'll be very happy to insist that people buy a full meal in order to drink
there's going to be a lot of barely-touched stone cold plates of food going in the bin at closing time
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:39, archived)

The pub my mate jim goes to in liverpool just did a bowl of stew for a quid

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:43, archived)

'pan scouse' no doubt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:48, archived)

Well yeah but I'm not typing northern shit

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:08, archived)

not when you could be eating it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:23, archived)

sounds like the old penny farthing in queens square

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:56, archived)

Put a fish finger and half a dozen peas on the plate too
suddenly it's classed as a meal
(dribble, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:34, archived)