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alright fanny's, how's it going
got a side of salmon curing in the fridge ready for smoking tomorrow night, very excited about that. Anything exciting going on round your way?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:00,
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some poos, some wees
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:06,
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some needy beakers, brb's
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:14,
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may all your doughnuts turn out like fannies!
fuck I'm bored
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:12,
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now I'm on this classic, super-early Micky Finn number
www.youtube.com/watch?v=22TcDDxQGOM&feature=emb_logo
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:23,
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just realised I've had this record for a good 25 years and I've never played the b-side before
it's not bad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDniSwDDWnE
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:25,
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i heard it's a real stinger!
hahaha
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:15,
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always loved this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrsSMNggfHk&feature=youtu.be&t=2149
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:20,
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that's fucking dreadful m8 no offence
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:18,
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probably got wax in your ears
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:20,
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pardon?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:22,
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i said
oh haha you got me
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:23,
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clever, huh?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:35,
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yes. i shall call you big brain from now on.
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:46,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiVwD_ax4Hc
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:27,
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reminds me of the theme tune from Phoenix Nights
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:30,
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never heard it
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 15:10,
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Dah dah dah, dah dah , da dah dah
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 4:00,
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Hot Wax
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:30,
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Candles with tits
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dribble, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:47,
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Scented floating bath candles with rudimentary genitals
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 1:44,
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I like this verr' much
all the aircraft engines at the beginning gave me Bomb The Bass flashbacks
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:35,
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people used to go nuts when it was played at raves
takes me right back every time
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:38,
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I want to go clubbing now
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:40,
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how about this masterpiece
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBi-IR3nXWII think it's the first ever tune you could class as jungle, a good 3 years before it was a thing
This one would be a good one for ol' Hitler's speakers, the bassline is immense
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:42,
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Great tune and also a shout-out to whoever did the mixing, amazing depth of sound
Also I think this one might have been on the stereo a lot chez Prodigy at around the time they wrote "Break & Enter".
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:56,
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production really is ace isn't it?
as someone who's fannied around trying to make tunes here and there over the years, it's a lot harder to achieve than you might think
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:02,
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my cousin's big into all that sort of thing, he did it for a living for a while
he used to get bigly pissed off with guitarists fiddling with their control knobs in the middle of gigs when he'd already set up everything perfectly from the desk
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:05,
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reminds me of that excruciating early Stone Roses TV appearance where they did exactly that and tripped the whole system
And there's Ian Brown standing there like the fucking penis he is, complaining about 'amateurs' lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:52,
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here it is, fucking hilarious
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wK9on_AL-k
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:53,
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Lol, plonkers
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 16:47,
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their bass player is a FOF, he's apparently a good laugh*, think he's in Primal Scream now
*well, as much as any Mancunian can be
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:02,
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Mani left Primal Scream when the Roses reformed, they subsequently hired Deb Googe from MBV on bass
No idea who plays bass for them now, their last decent record was nearly 20 years ago.
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:05,
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riveting stuff m8 - thanks 4 sharin
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:17,
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just correcting your music trivia mistake m8, don't mention it, you incorrigible namedropper
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:19,
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I had their first couple of albums on cassette
Storm the studio and that self titled one
One is pretty much a remake of the other
Very different to their later work, but enjoyably bonkers
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dribble, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:17,
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Mister president/ wanna go for a ride?
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dribble, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:18,
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interesting bunch, not mad on a lot of it but boundary-pushers and experimenters for sure
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:19,
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Subliminal sandwich might be the best of those few I've heard
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dribble, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:29,
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Big beats are the best, get sandwiches all the time.
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:38,
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so London is Tier 2, whaddabite ye nigh?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:21,
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See what the boozers do about this substantial meal nonsense
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Nicki Minaj, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:27,
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yeah how is that calculated, price, calories, what?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:30,
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according to the ever-reliable Sun:
it's understood that the government's definition of a substantial meal is a "full breakfast, main lunchtime or evening meal".
The LGA said: "It would be difficult to argue that a single sausage roll or a snack pork pie constitutes a main meal.
"Whereas if it was served plated with accompaniments such as vegetables, salad, potatoes it could be considered substantial."
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:32,
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But I'm on a low calorie diet , so I'll have a slim fast and vodka
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Nicki Minaj, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:36,
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double lemon slice in my gin only please, I'm anorexic
don't discriminate against my condition
oh yeah, and ten Heinekens as well please
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:41,
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doesn't it curdle?
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:18,
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what are the bets it's going to come down to "not just chips"?
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:38,
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I suppose if you're a publican you'll be very happy to insist that people buy a full meal in order to drink
there's going to be a lot of barely-touched stone cold plates of food going in the bin at closing time
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:39,
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The pub my mate jim goes to in liverpool just did a bowl of stew for a quid
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Nicki Minaj, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:43,
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'pan scouse' no doubt
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:48,
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Well yeah but I'm not typing northern shit
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Nicki Minaj, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:08,
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not when you could be eating it
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:23,
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sounds like the old penny farthing in queens square
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:56,
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Put a fish finger and half a dozen peas on the plate too
suddenly it's classed as a meal
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dribble, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:34,
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Load of bollocks that the whole of London is Tier 2
When it's riddled with plague infested parts as bad as many of the Tier 3 places up North & getting worse. Wouldn't be surprised if that goes up to 3 before the Christmas break.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 15:20,
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just installed my new chair
it's really comfy
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:42,
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my home office chair is fucking awful, some metal folding shit from Argos by the looks of it
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:52,
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i had a piece of shit for ages
this is luxury
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:56,
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Just thinking what to have for lunch
Bacon and egg sandwich or a Cadbury's caramel and a packet of scampi fries
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:43,
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pastrami, gherkin and emmental toastie here
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:51,
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Bit early for getting gherkins
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Nicki Minaj, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:10,
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From a jar?
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broadsword, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:13,
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Hes cunted mate, no point asking him
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Nicki Minaj, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:14,
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*pisses pants*
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:44,
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Haven't had pastrami in years
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:42,
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I plan to make my own at some point
long process though
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:54,
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i would imagine so
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:34,
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What have you cured it of?
lol!!!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:54,
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LOL!!!!!!
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 15:27,
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salmonella!
lolz!!!
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 16:48,
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genuine loud laugh here
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 16:51,
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*finger guns*
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 16:55,
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*fingers gnu*
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:08,
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Excellent.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:51,
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s
lmo
la!
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dribble, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 18:33,
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