HA!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:26, archived)

Cut myself on a Christmas tree
How the fuck did that happen?
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:11, archived)

you were probably drunk

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:15, archived)