BEER TIME!
*sluurp*
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:59, archived)

5pm for me, got them a-chillin' ready

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:08, archived)

i got mine a swillin'

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:11, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw4PuS7e-gA
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:12, archived)

i'm down

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:13, archived)

I have a Milk D t shirt somewhere that I got from the hilarious Fat Lace magazine back in the 90s
Their strapline was 'the magazine for ageing b-boys', it was like they made it specially for me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:22, archived)

i thought you were 21
what gives?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:27, archived)

+stone

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:33, archived)

you type like such a lithe fit young specimen
hard to believe you're old and overweight
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:37, archived)

you're only as young as the donkeys you fuck when you break into Hackney City Farm at night
That's what my old dad used to say
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:44, archived)

your dad was a wise man

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:45, archived)

not to mention a prizewinning donkey-bummer

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:54, archived)

was your father Big Dong McQueef?
i am his biggest fan!
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:56, archived)

I *thought* I recognised you from the fan club meetings

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:02, archived)

i was the one with the massive erection

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:07, archived)

we all were, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:09, archived)

i was the one jizzing in the punch

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:12, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8285629
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:12, archived)

good times
i got so drunk
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:14, archived)

yeah that punch was delicious

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:36, archived)

punch drunk never tasted so good

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:38, archived)

dr sp
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:53, archived)

tru. dat.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:53, archived)

+s

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:22, archived)

Cheer

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:23, archived)

alrigh

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:24, archived)

speak english you illiterate cock goblin

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:26, archived)

cheer
s
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:35, archived)

Cheer
s
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:36, archived)

Not till 11 for me

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:24, archived)

HA!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:26, archived)

Cut myself on a Christmas tree
How the fuck did that happen?
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:11, archived)

you were probably drunk

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:15, archived)