Hi you sexy lot
Did you stick your tree up today?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:13, archived)

no
obviously
(piss and shit, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:18, archived)

You’d have felt it if I had.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:43, archived)

i did
it was good
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 7:07, archived)

+d c
+rt
(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:43, archived)

No, it's got nothing worth stealing

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 21:20, archived)