'Cock-Beakers', more like
I'm going to go with "having central heating that works", in the hope that saying that won't curse me and make everything break down.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 11:45, archived)

Yeah this house might be mouldy due to lack of ventilation but it sho' nuff gets nice and warm

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 11:49, archived)