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Customer of the day: Sarah McGuffie

It's five years ago today that I first met my wife, that's nice isn't it?

What else is nice, isn't it? You can't say 'Balenciaga Sock Sneakers'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 11:12, archived)

#funnynamecorner

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 11:33, archived)

haha, that's right 'The Guffalo'!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 11:33, archived)

'Cock-Beakers', more like
I'm going to go with "having central heating that works", in the hope that saying that won't curse me and make everything break down.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 11:45, archived)

Yeah this house might be mouldy due to lack of ventilation but it sho' nuff gets nice and warm

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 11:49, archived)

when I left your wife 5 years ago

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:04, archived)

You too??

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:09, archived)

I only left her last week.
Shh, don't let on.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:19, archived)

I couldn't keep up with her insatiable sex drive
All of 42nd Commmando felt the same, it was affecting our operational capabilities, we were quite worn out tbh
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:21, archived)

 
(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 16:14, archived)

I really don't

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 16:20, archived)