You too??

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:09, archived)

I only left her last week.
Shh, don't let on.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:19, archived)

I couldn't keep up with her insatiable sex drive
All of 42nd Commmando felt the same, it was affecting our operational capabilities, we were quite worn out tbh
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:21, archived)