In an attempt to seem relevant to teh kid's, new sports also include Fortnite tournaments and Being Mean To Each Other On The TikToks

(dribble, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:37, archived)

tbh I'd be a lot less bothered about either of those

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:38, archived)

Olympic flossing

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:39, archived)

Real life Minecraft
First to quarry a cubic metre of stone using only a pick made of wood wins
(dribble, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:58, archived)