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Hi guy's, Queef is here, how are you lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 10:39, archived)
Fucking freezing

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 10:56, archived)
innit doe
going out for a walk in a bit, might have to break out the goose down parka
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 10:58, archived)
Highs of 4 degrees today

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 10:59, archived)
speaking of freezing and high,
Mt. Everest is now officially 8848,86m
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:54, archived)
shut up m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:04, archived)
It's good advice, we can only hope it doesn't get politicized.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:44, archived)
we need more polikittens

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 16:37, archived)
Fed up
Stuck in the house while some buggers RIP out my bathroom. Need a shit, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 10:58, archived)
Fuck knows why my phone decided rip should be in capitals

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 10:59, archived)
I thought it added a sense of drama to the post

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:00, archived)
rest in peace your bathroom, maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:03, archived)
yeah I think I've done pretty well keeping my spirits up for the benefit of others this year but I am running out of steam now

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:00, archived)
I'm O to the motherfuckin' K, homeboy.

(Garold Huzzah!, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:02, archived)
been meaning to ask m8, do you have loads of those bucket hats or just the one and if the latter does it smell?
because you've been wearing it since the early 90s so I bet it fucking does
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:04, archived)
I had an awful lot of them, B-real gave me a 50% discount as he ran the merchandise stall as a side hustle, over the years they've been lost or stolen so now I stick to wearing my Sainsburys beanie from the trolley days.

(Garold Huzzah!, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:07, archived)
Hungry
Time for some friiiiiiiiiied chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:05, archived)
In an attempt to make it not a stupid purchase and a waste of money, I forced myself to make Korean wings in my air fryer on Saturday
they were fucking great, will do so again
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:16, archived)
Nice one
I found a packet of sun-dried mixed Italian vegetables in the cupboard that were best before October 2019 and have bunged them into a pitta with my chicken. Pretty good and I haven't started foaming at the mouth yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:34, archived)
Looking forward to olympic "breaking"

(dribble, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:22, archived)
D:

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:32, archived)
In an attempt to seem relevant to teh kid's, new sports also include Fortnite tournaments and Being Mean To Each Other On The TikToks

(dribble, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:37, archived)
tbh I'd be a lot less bothered about either of those

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:38, archived)
Olympic flossing

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:39, archived)
Real life Minecraft
First to quarry a cubic metre of stone using only a pick made of wood wins
(dribble, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:58, archived)
This is your chance Queef
Get working on those headspins
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:50, archived)
a mate of mine broke his neck round my flat doing a headspin back in the 90s
he'd done so much sniff that he shrugged it off (not literally) for a number of hours before realising how serious it was.

remember kids - b-boying on coke isn't clever
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:04, archived)
Ouch
Copious quantites of coke would probably make the Olympic event more fun tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:56, archived)
Haha, brilliant
Has the Olympics always been so transparently desperate to be 'down with the kids'? Did they used to have Olympic Subbuteo?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:48, archived)
Olympic Rubik's Cube

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:05, archived)
I'm watching an IT nerd remotely connected to my computer frantically trying to fix its battery problems before the battery has completely run out
Down to 6.9% now
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:26, archived)
hey I got this on 45 today
youtu.be/X3p15gC6KuI
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:32, archived)
c'est si bon
Histoire de Melody Nelson est une classique
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 13:07, archived)
Nerd has started swearing
Guess it's past repairing
Cannot fix the battery
(dribble, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:33, archived)
Sounds like the chorus of an 80's electro song

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:35, archived)
You've got the right decade but that's all
am disappoint
(dribble, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:38, archived)
Not my kind of music

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:54, archived)
What, metal?

(dribble, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:59, archived)
No, electro

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:06, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=md3B3I7Nmvw
(dribble, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:20, archived)
Ah.
Tend to skip past that one, tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:28, archived)
Have you considered plugging it in?

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:38, archived)
nearly finished for the day beer time soon

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:09, archived)

If anyone is looking for christmas present ideas...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:47, archived)
gosh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 13:15, archived)
Home Decor.
That'll go well with our Live, Laugh, Love cushions.
(dribble, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 13:50, archived)
high queef, just went shopping, gosh there are a lot of people shopping, mind you I was one of them! lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 13:39, archived)