Ham! Ham! I am! a man!
Knob or no knob,
You can't tell me that I'm not.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 22:44, archived)

Ham, I wish I was your lover

(dribble, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 23:49, archived)

Ham, I feel like a gammon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 6:27, archived)