If I had a million dollars, I’d buy you a ham
Morning
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 8:21, archived)

if you change $ in to £ you could buy 2 million hams for Queefo
because they cost only 50p
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 8:36, archived)

If I said you had a 50p ham would you hold it against me
morning
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 9:02, archived)