PICK OUT THE HAMS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
morning
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 8:09, archived)

If I had a million dollars, I’d buy you a ham
Morning
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 8:21, archived)

if you change $ in to £ you could buy 2 million hams for Queefo
because they cost only 50p
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 8:36, archived)

If I said you had a 50p ham would you hold it against me
morning
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 9:02, archived)

i'll name that ham in one

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 9:34, archived)

They've just cancelled my flu jab appointment
I've got up and dressed for nowt, bastards
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 10:13, archived)

already had mine
beedle in the eyeball isn't as bad as i imagined
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 10:40, archived)

Only if he uses his smaller hand, though.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 17:52, archived)

I just remembered about Ben Fogle getting his drink spiked lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 10:13, archived)

Best story ever
He had to be restrained to stop him jumping out of a window iirc
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 10:15, archived)

so it IS true about drugs!!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 10:35, archived)

Did Airplane teach you nothing

(dribble, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 11:00, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 11:01, archived)

Hi

(dribble, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 11:35, archived)