that poor woman
I bet you invited her in and trapped her for hours going on about 'snapbacks' and endlessly repeating the same two Alan Partridge quotes until she lost the will to live - before delivering your coup de grace: singing a medley of 'nu metal' classics whilst skipping in a circle, clad in a pair of ludicrous voluminous trousers.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 17:33, archived)

that's precisely what happened, are you spying on me?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 17:45, archived)

no, I'm your local MP 'eye arr el'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 17:47, archived)

I didn't vote for you, because your then-boss was a hopeless cretin

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 18:00, archived)