Vegans should avoid food containing cereal crops, almost certainly there's bits of animals in there

(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:17, archived)

People who are allergic to cockroaches have to avoid ground coffee because of the frequent inclusion of cockroach body parts

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:37, archived)

that's what makes it delicious
how do you find out you're allergic to cockroaches and not just coffee?

you'd have to eat a cockroach on its own to find out i guess.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:52, archived)

If you survive you inherit its radiation resistance

(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:54, archived)

You ask a cockroach.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 13:00, archived)