Well Mr Speaker, may I remind the right honourable gentleman that the tough, decisive action by this government, continually guided by the science, has delivered a 100% survival rate among the survivors of COVID-19.
And I very much doubt the UK would have seen the same result under Labour!
[socially-distanced roars of approval]
(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:53, archived)

Genome Sequencing lols

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 18:04, archived)

Peond autism

(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 18:57, archived)