Christmas is cancelled.
Ho ho ho.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 16:51, archived)

alrite grinch

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 16:54, archived)

Alright Hitler

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 16:56, archived)

how's the virus where you live?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 16:59, archived)

tier 3

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:07, archived)

oh dear

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:26, archived)

Only for London/the South East
But yeah, shit for them. The new figures must be pretty severe for Boris to have set himself up for so much hate.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:17, archived)

they're all wankers anyway

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:28, archived)

My area got a quarter of its overall cases for the year last week

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:30, archived)

had a cough have you?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:31, archived)

For30 years

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 18:15, archived)

thought you were 25

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 18:54, archived)

I do give that impression, but no

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 18:59, archived)

yes you seem so young and supple & fun and full of someone else's beans

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 19:09, archived)

Christ

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:34, archived)

560 cases per 100,000

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 18:34, archived)

Brilliant Boris

(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:20, archived)

Boris ahh ahhhhhh
he'll save every one of us
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:27, archived)

Hardly, 0.1% of the population dead to it and rising

(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:33, archived)

he'll save every one of US
not those losers
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:35, archived)

Well Mr Speaker, may I remind the right honourable gentleman that the tough, decisive action by this government, continually guided by the science, has delivered a 100% survival rate among the survivors of COVID-19.
And I very much doubt the UK would have seen the same result under Labour!
[socially-distanced roars of approval]
(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:53, archived)

Genome Sequencing lols

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 18:04, archived)

Peond autism

(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 18:57, archived)

Sensible.
The Christmas covid armistice remains a fucking stupid idea.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:53, archived)

Give the proles something to look forward to all year, a little glimmer of hope, and then pluck it away with 5 minutes to go.
Should never have been promised in the first place.
(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:54, archived)

Johnson is a narcissist and had happily arranged the deaths of thousands rather than be known as the PM who cancelled Christmas.
Now he gets blood on his hands AND Christmas is cancelled!

And you* fucking cunts will elect him and his lot again and again and again.

*the royal you
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 19:40, archived)

No-one elected Johnson. And as was referenced yesterday, Corbyn would hardly have done better.

(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 20:03, archived)

25,000 stupid cunts in Uxbridge and South Ruislip elected him to parliament, 160 cunt MPs selected him in an election, and then tens of thousands of tory party cunts elected him party leader, then millions of idiotic cunts voted Conservative.
It's not hard to imagine Corbyn following the scientific advice more strictly than Bojo, especially considering that Corbyn is a Marxist (so loves science and wouldn't mind a bit of benevolent authoritarianism).

That said, he's a fucking idiot so he might have done a Trump instead.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 22:39, archived)