I got some amazing junk mail today.
i.imgur.com/xiAzBlc.png
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 15:40, archived)

Ah, the old "photocopier dtp"

(dribble, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 15:42, archived)

On the other flier he's offering to replace the pulley rope for a hanging drier rack, £45
He does it FAST though apparently.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 16:03, archived)