This place would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:10, archived)

Two Hats -> Twats
Maybe yours will catch on
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:18, archived)

K, reportin this

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:21, archived)

alright poo shats were u been lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:20, archived)

Where HAVEN'T I been lol
What about u
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:20, archived)

o u no me lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:27, archived)

I do!
Haha we have a right laugh here don't we
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:28, archived)

The mirth literally never stops!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:30, archived)

or indeed starts

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:30, archived)

Hey, I know you!
Alright Tea?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:32, archived)

Where's Windy, Tangled and Boyce?
I imagine they'll be devastated to hear that they missed me being here
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:28, archived)

Windy is in jail, Tangles got beheaded by ISIS, and Boyce DHAAKH

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:31, archived)

I can't say I'm surprised

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:34, archived)

boy am I glad I paid the extra to get sms alerts when someone mentions me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 13:12, archived)

Hullo, fellow b3ta gold level subscriber

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 13:37, archived)

hey
How's your bum?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 13:38, archived)

I have no idea
I have to assume that it's ok
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 14:12, archived)

perhaps you should check

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 14:32, archived)

Ok, I just checked
And while it is still there, I can't be sure that it's fully functioning. I do appreciate the concern though
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 14:40, archived)

Ffs I'm going to have to rewrite my b3ta covid memorial now

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:33, archived)

Soz
No covid here. Still shitting into a bag though
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:35, archived)

Yeah but that's your choice

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:50, archived)

Well of course

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:58, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 12:15, archived)

Cheers

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 12:47, archived)

Stranger danger

(dribble, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 12:36, archived)

A stranger is just a nonce that we haven't yet met
There
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 12:48, archived)

where?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 12:51, archived)

So, if you flipped it onto its front, it would be alive?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 13:36, archived)

And funnily enough, it lands on its wheels and it starts first time and they just drive away.

(dribble, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 15:13, archived)

I got some amazing junk mail today.
i.imgur.com/xiAzBlc.png
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 15:40, archived)

Ah, the old "photocopier dtp"

(dribble, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 15:42, archived)

On the other flier he's offering to replace the pulley rope for a hanging drier rack, £45
He does it FAST though apparently.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 16:03, archived)