last minute xmas presents... GO!
i am terrible at christmas
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 17:10, archived)

a packet of firelighters from the 24 hour garage

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 17:15, archived)

i'm the firestarter
christmas firestarter
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 17:25, archived)

Tins from the kitchen cupboard
arguably more useful than novelty tat once the food shortages start to bite
(dribble, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 17:18, archived)

A jizzy sock
or some lavender soap, either is fine
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 17:56, archived)

a jizzy saville?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 18:21, archived)

Ok

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 18:47, archived)

you're not being as much help as i imagined

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 18:50, archived)

Tits

( broadsword, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 18:52, archived)

do you remember this? probably before all the polcor mods took over talk tbh
I bummed friz's dead baby up the bum
proper bumming, man that was some hideous bumming

ban me ffs

(broadsword W⚓, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 21:56, I like this!, More)
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 19:02, archived)

This reads like a baldmonkey post.
R.I.P., 4 eva in are hart's, wiv da angles now, etc.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Dec 2020, 20:41, archived)

if only bou hadn't killed baldmonkey

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 22:38, archived)

Divorce papers

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 18:55, archived)

Awww :(

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 21:05, archived)

Yeah, I'm sorted
I don't do last minute
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 22:18, archived)