Who was the biggest variety performer of the Shakespearean era? Bruce Forsooth!!!
(Turing's Artificial HandSig Sauer, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 9:46,
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What do you get if you cross the presenter of The Generation Game with a hairy sickle? Bruce Fur Scythe!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatorywe of all lost both have them, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:08,
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