You speak Klingon. I'm a trekkie and even I don't speak Klingon, you fucking nerd
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 25 Dec 2020, 22:02, archived)

You can't even read English you drunk fuck.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 0:58, archived)